You Are a Practical Valentine
To be honest, you think Valentine's Day is a pretty silly holiday. You don't need anything at all.
And if you're going to get a gift, it might as well be practical. At least you could use a gift card to buy what you want.
What you really would like for Valentine's Day is a relationship where you're good to each other every day of the year.
That means more to you than eating your weight in chocolate or getting flowers that just die in a few days.