What Type of Ex Are You?

Confusing

Insane

Underwhelming

Considerate

Horrible

Heartbreaking

Likely. Though your ex might call you first

Possible, though you'll hang up if they answer

Not even in your mind

Slightly likely - though you'd have to be more bored than lonely to call

Very likely. Chances are that you'd call your ex and offer to take them out.

Off the table. There's no way you'd let your ex know that you were thinking of them.

You find out your ex is dating someone very attractive, funny, and rich. How do you react?

You shrug it off. You're ex will be back around.

You spread nasty rumors about the person having strange open sores.

You are the last to find out and the last to care.

You befriend your ex's sweetie - they're probably at least a little cool.

You're happy for your ex. You hope this relationship works out better than yours did.

You're jealous, and you admit it (at least to yourself).

It's already happened

Only if it gave you a chance to break your ex's heart

Zero

They're small, it could happen

It would be a pity hook-up on your part

You much rather hook-up with someone else right in front of your ex

You're secretly a little pissed. Your ex belongs to you... eh, kind of.

You think your friend is insane - and immediately start plotting against the new couple.

You don't care much. What's in the past is not part of your life any more.

You think it's great, but you do warn your friend about some of your ex's bad points.

You tell your friend to treat your ex well. At least better than you did.

You wonder what your ex could ever see in your friend.