What Thanksgiving Dinner Guest Are You?
On Thanksgiving, you arrive...
Complaining about the traffic or flight you took
And turn on the TV to the game
Head right to the snack table and find nothing you like
And hardly anyone even notices you
And ask what's for dessert, jumping up and down
And get to work. There's food to be cooked.
Time for dinner! You:
Eat heartily while dishing out your political viewpoints to anyone in the family who hasn't head them.
Grab a plate and sit in front of the TV. You're not going to miss a moment of the game.
Grab whatever looks good (not much!) and pick at what's on your plate.
Eat quickly, once you realize you don't have anything to say to these people.
End up sitting at the kids' table... and honestly don't mind!
Don't eat more than a few bites before you have to get up and get something for someone.
And now it's time for pie. You...
Mention that it doesn't taste as good as it used to
Can't think about pie... you're too busy thinking about football
Aren't so into the pie, believe it or not
Take an extra piece when no one is looking
Jump up and make sure you're the first in line. And that you get extra ice cream.
Are so busy you have to be given a slice
Imagine everyone is sitting down to watch the big game for a bit. You...
Launch into your anti-football speech. You hate football!
Try to get everyone into the game, though no one is as enthusiastic about it as you are.
Check out the soda and chips, but they're not the kind you like.
Aren't really into it but are relieved to not have to talk.
Get really bored and ask if you can switch the channel to something else.
Go to the kitchen to clean up. No time to relax now.
After all the fun is done, you leave:
Annoyed with your family
Full and happy (or sad if your team lost)
Taking solace in the day being over
Totally bored out of your mind.
Totally and completely exhausted
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