What's Your Toilet Personality?
Do you ever read on the toilet?
Yes, of course
No, you're all business
That's pretty personal...
You read your cellphone sometimes
What if you really had to use the bathroom in public but the only bathroom available was dirty?
It would be difficult, but you'd get through it
No problem at all - you can go anywhere
You would rather just hold it to be perfectly honest
You'd suck it up and use it, but you'd tell your friends all about it afterwards
How long do you usually spend on the toilet?
At least ten minutes
You've never counted, but it's brief
A few minutes
At long as it takes, right?
Are you comfortable talking about your bathroom time with others?
Sure, if you know them
Yup, but there isn't much to report
No way - how embarrassing.
You insist on it!
Do you ever have trouble, you know, getting things moving?
No, not if you can relax
Nope - you're pretty regular
How did you know?
Occasionally, but you don't worry about it.
The Eye Test
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