What Seinfeld Character Are You?
What were you born to do?
Stand up comedy
An office job you could disappear into
No one really knows, including you
How would you describe your love life?
You're a little picky
Let's just say your relationships get real weird, real fast
You have no trouble picking up someone
You're constantly breaking up with people
What ordinary thing would turn into an embarrassment for you?
Getting dressed for a television appearance
Picking out eyeglasses
Nothing - it's impossible to embarrass you
Dancing at party
When you get upset, you:
Raise your voice and wave your hands around a lot
Talk about yourself in the third person
Throw your hands up in the air and leave
May engage in a little harmless sabotage
How would you deal with a Soup Nazi who was super strict about the soup he sold?
Follow the ordering procedure exactly
You would probably mess up and have to go through the line again
Buddy up to him - he's not a nazi, just eccentric
You'd definitely annoy him and get banned for a year
If you were going to date someone famous for a New York minute, it would be:
An Academy Award winning actor / actress
A fashion designer
A professional athlete
What's a good snack for you?
Drake's Coffee Cake
Peanut butter right from the jar
A black and white cookie
What's Your Hawaiian Name?
The Storybook Tree Test
What's Your Noble British Name?
Big Shiba, LLC