What Part of Festivus Are You?
What is your interest in Festivus?
You hate the traditional holidays.
You love its quirkiness.
You think it seems fun.
You figure the more holidays to celebrate, the better.
What feat of strength would you be most likely to perform?
Black Friday shopping without yelling at anyone
Lightening fast gift wrapping
Marathon cookie baking
What grievances do you have to air this holiday?
What don't you have a grievance about?
People aren't into the holidays as much as you are
The holidays are too commercial.
You don't have any... really!
What would you most like to eat for Festivus dinner?
Boxed mac and cheese
Turkey with all the trimmings
How would you decorate the Festivus Pole?
With holiday stickers
With actual tree branches
With red and green paint
Are You Conservative, Liberal, or Moderate?
What Personality Disorder Are You?
What's Your Japanese Name?
Big Shiba, LLC