What Orange is the New Black Inmate Are You?
How would you survive in prison?
You just would - you are naturally tough
By being incredibly sweet to everyone
With your sarcasm and sense of humor
You'd play as many sides as you could
You would grab as much power as you could
By holding your head high
By settling in and getting used to things
Through deep reflection and meditation
What are you most likely to get locked up for?
Running a crime ring
Hmmm, maybe an eBay scam?
Something that you did long, long ago
You'll never tell
Credit card theft
Oh, you know, just life
In prison, you could be found:
Laying low until you get a read on people
Writing love letters to someone on the outside
Keeping busy with your hands
Working on your appeal
Running the kitchen, more or less
In the library
Teaching yoga class
In your group of friends, you are known as:
The charismatic one
The romantic one
The snarky one
The intellectual one
The scary one
The kind one
The funny one
The philosophical one
What would you miss most if you were locked up?
Living a high life of crime and adventure
Freedom to do whatever you want
Good food, your friends, and your nice home
The people who get let out before you do
Nothing, you would prefer prison to the outside
Your old life, even though you couldn't have it back
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