What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
If you were going to dye your hair a funky color, what would it be?
Yellow in the front, blue in the back
Be brave. You've got to sample one of your Aunt Bettie's crazy Thanksgiving concoctions. What do you choose?
Her Gummy Bear Cake ... held together with Marshmallow Cream and Cheerios
Her Seaweed-Tofu-Gizzard rollups
Her Sour Cranberry Soup topped with Candy Corn
Her Green Bean - Lime Jello - Lucky Charms fiesta salad
Her Mashed Potato Mountain with a Butter Volcano and Okra Natives
Her Trailer Trash Trash Hot Dog and Ketchup Loaf
Her Whipped Cream Pie With Pumpkin Topping
If you had a pet turkey, you'd name him...
Ticket to the Moon
What holiday tradition do you most look forward to?
Making mom cry
Full contact football
Stuffing green beans up your nose
The fruitcake toss
Stuffing your gut
Starting a mutiny at the kids table
Extra strong eggnog with the family drunks
Pick your poison:
Vodka and anything
What's Your Christmas Name?
What's Your Ghost Name?
The Front Door Test
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