What Flavor Martini Are You?

A little known spot with great bartenders

Very upscale with a fancy vibe

Huge and popular, the best spot in town

Not a bar but a club

Whatever bar you haven't been kicked out of recently

A funky dive bar with great people and drink prices

A half dozen

A few

Hardly any

When you've had to puke to make room for more

By the time you've stopped counting

You're always feeling it, drunk or not

Start lecturing them

Ha! They never know

Start getting touchy

Fall on the dance floor or spill your drink

Start fighting

Get strangers to join your party

"Need. Advil. Now."

"I smell bad."

"Who is this person?"

"Ouch. It hurts everywhere."

"What happened?"

"Where the hell am I?"

If you're starting to come down, smoke a ciggie

Never drink rail liquor

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear

After last call, the party goes back to your house

The best way to cure a hangover is to drink more

You've got to pre-drink before you go out