What Flavor Martini Are You?
What best describes your favorite bar?
A little known spot with great bartenders
Very upscale with a fancy vibe
Huge and popular, the best spot in town
Not a bar but a club
Whatever bar you haven't been kicked out of recently
A funky dive bar with great people and drink prices
How many drinks until you start feeling it?
A half dozen
When you've had to puke to make room for more
By the time you've stopped counting
You're always feeling it, drunk or not
Your friends know you're drunk when you...
Start lecturing them
Ha! They never know
Start getting touchy
Fall on the dance floor or spill your drink
Get strangers to join your party
What's your first thought the morning after partying?
"Need. Advil. Now."
"I smell bad."
"Who is this person?"
"Ouch. It hurts everywhere."
"Where the hell am I?"
What's the best drinking rule?
If you're starting to come down, smoke a ciggie
Never drink rail liquor
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
After last call, the party goes back to your house
The best way to cure a hangover is to drink more
You've got to pre-drink before you go out
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