You Are a Ten Dollar Bill
Ouch, you sure would like to have a little more money. You've got enough to get buy, but barely.
You can try to stretch a ten dollar bill as much as you can, but the truth is, it really doesn't buy a lot these days.
You're not asking to be a millionaire, but even having double the money would get you up to a comfortable level.
Right now, you're all about matinee movies and two-for-one lunch specials. Life could be worse, but it could sure be a lot better.