The Simpsons Personality Test
What does your hair look like?
You don't have very much hair
Dark and messy
Well groomed and slicked back
Wild and bright colored
Styled and blond
Very well styled
Cute and cropped
What are some of your hobbies?
Drinking, burping, puking
Bible study, spreading the word
Bowling, avoiding work
Skateboarding, pulling pranks
Cooking, knitting, general housekeeping
Studying, playing the sax, saving the animals
What are you most likely to say?
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
"Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!"
"Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft."
"We're going to the greatest place on earth...Tijuana!"
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
"I am through with working. Working is for chumps."
"Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!"
"Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
What do you crave?
A deeper relationship with God
What does your wardrobe look like?
Lots of fur and suits
T-shirts and jeans that are a little too tight
Smart looking sweaters and slacks
Bright colored clothes and bow ties
Jeans, shirt optional
T-shirts, shorts, and sneakers
Dresses and skirts
Lot of pearls
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What Breed of Cat Are You?
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