The Muppet Personality Test

On a good day, what's your personality like?

Friendly

Brainy

Manic

Wild

Larger than life

Funny

Unpredictable

Chill

Serious

You have the task of entertaining a crowd. How do you keep everyone captivated?

Sing a heartfelt song

You'd find someone else to entertain them

Cook them up a quick meal, right on stage

Bang on drums, pots and pans, whatever is around

You'd put on your own variety show

You tell a ton of corny jokes

You try some stunts or magic tricks

You play them some songs on the piano

What crowd? You ignore them.

If your friends were going to complain about you, what would they say?

You're too easily depressed

You're a little too eager to get along

You're very confusing

You're a bit violent

You're prone to dramatics

You're not as funny as you think you are

You're too weird

You're a bit withdrawn

Your "experiments" have harmed them

What words are most likely to come out of your mouth?

"Ladies and gentlemen, they say the show must go on, but they never say why."

"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry."

"Bork!"

"Need food!"

"Most women are insanely jealous of me."

"My cousin's so dumb he thinks Eggs Benedict's a mafia gangster."

"This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring."

"Stay away from women. That's my motto."

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing to worry about...but please keep your heads down."

How would you describe your looks?

A little scrawny / skinny

Geeky

Big nose, shaggy hair

Unkempt

Full figured

You always look surprised

Ugly, but in a charming sort of way

Big and huggable

You have a very round face