The Muppet Personality Test
On a good day, what's your personality like?
Larger than life
You have the task of entertaining a crowd. How do you keep everyone captivated?
Sing a heartfelt song
You'd find someone else to entertain them
Cook them up a quick meal, right on stage
Bang on drums, pots and pans, whatever is around
You'd put on your own variety show
You tell a ton of corny jokes
You try some stunts or magic tricks
You play them some songs on the piano
What crowd? You ignore them.
If your friends were going to complain about you, what would they say?
You're too easily depressed
You're a little too eager to get along
You're very confusing
You're a bit violent
You're prone to dramatics
You're not as funny as you think you are
You're too weird
You're a bit withdrawn
Your "experiments" have harmed them
What words are most likely to come out of your mouth?
"Ladies and gentlemen, they say the show must go on, but they never say why."
"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry."
"Most women are insanely jealous of me."
"My cousin's so dumb he thinks Eggs Benedict's a mafia gangster."
"This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring."
"Stay away from women. That's my motto."
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing to worry about...but please keep your heads down."
How would you describe your looks?
A little scrawny / skinny
Big nose, shaggy hair
You always look surprised
Ugly, but in a charming sort of way
Big and huggable
You have a very round face
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What's Your Spiritual Number?
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