The Beach Test
Is the beach empty or crowded?
The beach is so crowded, you can hardly find a place to put your towel.
It's fairly crowded, but you can find your own private space.
You see a few people off in the distance.
You don't see anyone around at all.
How the water's temperature?
Too cold to swim
Cold, but you can brave it for a swim
Perfect swimming temperature
How are the waves?
The ocean is completely calm
There are a few waves
There are enough waves to surf
The waves are big enough to be dangerous
At the end of a day at the beach:
You feel tired
You feel energized
You feel sunburned
You feel hungry
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