Is He Prettier Than You?

Wash and wear - or toss on a hat

Wash, comb, and put in a little product

Mysterious - but it involves a special conditioner, lots of products, and lots of primping

His face - if that

His bod, on occasion

His face - only because he waxes everything else

Colored briefs

Well worn boxers

Underwear that costs more than yours

Jeans and a t-shirt, unless you beg him not to

A polo shirt and khakis with nice loafers

A flashy shirt, black pants, and hundred dollar shoes

Is minimal - soap, shampoo, razor

Has the basics - plus cologne, face soap, moisturizer

Has more products than a lot of girls you know

Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Sports Illustrated

Men's Health, Esquire, Muscle and Fitness

Vogue, Entertainment Weekly, GQ

He sulks off to the arcade or Apple store within two minutes

He'll help you pick out stuff, but two or three stores about all he can take in one trip.

He loves it! He finds you deals and outfits you would have never thought of on your own.

Pizza, buffalo wings, and coke.

Pasta (canned sauce, of course!) - and some wine of dubious quality.

Miso roasted duck with cherry glazed bok choy