How Texas Are You?
Check all that apply to you or that you agree with.
You only know five spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, bbq sauce, and Ranch dressing.
You're always "fixin'" to do something.
If it's under 65 degrees, you put a jacket on.
Most of your vacations have been family reunions.
You've been to a festival for a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
The minute someone opens their mouth, you know what part of Texas they're from.
You carry your groceries home in a sack.
Forget driving a Porsche, you'd rather have a brand new truck.
You would never eat a "cowpie".
You've never ice skated outside.
One of your relatives has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to drive.
You don't consider people from Austin to be Texans.
Your favorite flavor is spicy.
You prefer Dairy Queen to McDonald's.
You think rattlesnake tastes a lot like chicken.
You don't think there's anything wrong with tacos for breakfast.
You would rather see a high school football game than a professional hockey game any night of the week.
You've burned your hand on your car door or steering wheel.
It was a big deal when Wal-mart opened in your town.
There is no dinner. There is only lunch and supper.
You use A/C 12 months a year.
You have a favorite recipe for deer meat.
You don't think there's anything wrong with wearing cowboy boots with a suit.
Dr. Pepper is your favorite kind of "coke".
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