You Should Binge Watch TV
When it comes to summer, you'll take a hard pass. You're happy to spend as much time indoors as possible.
Some may accuse you of being a vampire, and while you don't like the sun, wouldn't mind catching up on vampire TV shows.
You've got staying cool in the summer down to a science, so much so that you may even sip warm tea under a blanket with the A/C running.
Just because it's summer outside doesn't mean it has to be summer inside. You'll reemerge from your cocoon by Halloween... maybe!