How Sarcastic Are You?

You're having a bad day, and a friend suggests that you "Cheer up, because life is good." You're likely to reply:

Which of these comics do you like best?

Whenever you say "too bad"...

You make fun of...

You stub your toe, and it hurts like crazy. When a friend asks you if you're okay, you reply is:

When people are being sarcastic to you

What bumper sticker are you most likely to have on your car?