How NYC Are You?

The subway makes sense to you.

Going to Times Square on New Years doesn't interest you in the least.

You have a favorite spot in the city - and it's not in any guidebooks.

You can't leave Manhattan for more than a few days - without missing real pizza and real bagels.

You know what it means to be a "bridge and tunnel" person.

Paying $1200 a month for a studio apartment the size of a closet is a steal.

You take fashion seriously.

You can fit at least $50 worth of groceries in a paper bag.

You don't have a drivers license.

Passing a celebrity on the street is no big deal to you.

You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

Going to New Jersey or Connecticut is a "road trip"

If someone bumps into you, you check your wallet.

You know "Houston St." is not pronounced like "Houston, TX"

You're annoyed, not excited, if a movie is being filmed on your block.

You can swear in multiple languages.

You've ended up in the background of a tourist's photo.

You know what a bodega is.

You can't remember the last time you saw a starry sky.

You consider Westchester to be upstate.

A $15 martini doesn't shock you.

If someone pisses you off, you communicate with one finger.

You know there is no reason to go to Staten Island.

You know where Hell's Kitchen used to be.

You know there are no eggs in an egg cream.