1. You wake up whenever you feel like it.
  2. Your diet consists of cereal, fast food, and ramen noodles.
  3. Most days, your greatest form of exercise is getting up to get food from the fridge - or fishing around the couch for the remote.
  4. Cleaning up is a job for your roommates, family, or a maid. You only clean when forced.
  5. You depend on your parents for food, laundry, money, and clothes.
  6. You are unemployed.
  7. You procrastinate returning messages, paying bills, and filling up your car with gas.
  8. On the weekends, your friends have to drag you out of the house if they want you to do something.
  9. You almost always wear gym shorts, track pants, sweats, or baggy jeans outside the house. Comfort is key.
  10. When given the choice between a slow elevator and taking one flight of stairs, you'd choose the elevator.