1. You overhear some girls bitching about your best friend at a party. You:
  2. You find out that your ex (who you broke up with three months ago) cheated on you, multiple times. You:
  3. You're on a first date, and you specifically order your burrito with no onions or tomatoes. Yet, it appears with both. You:
  4. You show up at a party, and a girl you can't stand is wearing the exact same dress as you. You:
  5. The "Friend" most like you is:
  6. Your friends have befriended a new woman who's attractive, witty, rich - the new center of attention. You:
  7. Your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends:
  8. A couple people casually mention that you've gained weight. You: