How Geeky Are You?

Please check all the of the following that apply to you:

You regularly play chess

You're very attached to your scientific calculator

You primarily use Linux / BSD

You type in dvorak

You've been online so long, you're first modem was 14.4 kbps or slower

You used Gopher before the days of the World Wide Web

You regularly get up in the middle of sleeping to check your email

You're still addicted to IRC after all these years

You've written fan fiction

You've skipped a date / party to watch your favorite show

You've dressed up like your favorite sci-fi or fantasy character

You have so many Heinlein and Asimov books that they pose a fire hazard

You live for LAN parties

You have stayed up all night roleplaying

You own at least three different gaming consoles

You own a Sega Dreamcast, Neo Geo, or Super Nintendo (and still use it!)

You've gone to academic lectures just for fun

You have seriously studied at least three fields not related to each other

You attend (or have attended) to grad school

You get almost every Jeopardy / Trivial Pursuit question right

You'd rather be with an average geek than a model

You think of a good IM conversation as a first date

You've met most of your love interests online

You've into polyamory, hentai, or both

You wear jeans and sneakers more than 80% of the time

Most of your t-shirts are black

Combing your hair is optional, even if you're going out

When you think about accessorizing, it's more about iPods than watches and jewelry

You've gone to the movies alone... all day

You've picked apart trailers, frame by frame, for spoilers

You have a knack for getting a copy of a movie before it's out in theaters

You know a ton of witty quotes from The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show

You listen to and appreciate Weezer

You listen to and appreciate They Might Be Giants

You listen to and appreciate Weird Al

You listen to and appreciate Fountains of Wayne