How California Are You?
Check all of the statements that are true:
You've spotted a celebrity at your local Starbucks.
The quickest part of your commute is pulling out of your driveway.
You can't remember if pot is legal or not.
Half the women you know have had some "work done"
The only way you'll afford a house is by winning the lotto.
You're a raw foodist, fruitarian, or vegan.
You can't remember the last time you saw someone smoke indoors.
Your four food groups are Mexican, Thai, Japanese, and Vietnamese.
You know a baby with two mommies... or two daddies.
It's been years since you've seen snow.
You have a psychotherapist... and so does your dog.
You "just know" a lot of Spanish words.
If there's a sprinkling of rain, you complain to everyone about the bad weather.
You've partied in Tijuana.
When driving, stop signs are totally optional.
If something is more than two blocks away, there's no way you're walking there.
The Terminator is your governor.
Your favorite TV show has been interrupted by a police chase.
You'd never step foot in McDonald's. In N Out is where you go.
You know you can never been too rich or too thin.
You can't imagine a place colder than San Francisco.
If a small earthquake wakes you up at night, there's a good chance you'll roll over and go back to sleep.
You go to the beach, but you don't go in the water.
You know someone with headshots.
Your condo costs more than you'll make in ten years.
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