How American Are You?

How do you feel about guns?

Guns should be outlawed as much as possible

Guns should be legal - it's each person's right to protect themselves

Guns are a huge problem in the US and make it incredibly dangerous

"X, Y, ..."

Z as in "Zee"

Z as in "Zed"

You would rather eat...

A gourmet French meal of escargot (snails) and tete de veau (cow's head)

A home cooked meal of pasta and meatballs

Something at the Olive Garden, Applebee's, or Red Lobster

Canadians are:

Americans - at least, any of the good ones become Americans

Nice people who play hockey and put up with way too much cold weather

Much more advanced than Americans when it comes to social issues

When you drink beer, it's:

Dark and with flavor

You don't drink beer, you prefer wine

Light colored and American, baby!

Joining the American military could best be described as:

Heroic

Desperate

Dumb

How do you get around?

By foot or public transportation

In a new (less than 5 year old) car

In an old car

What kind of cheese do you prefer?

American cheese... duh!

Bleu cheese

Brie

Do you vote?

Always

In major elections

Hardly ever or never

How many American states begin with W?

No idea!

The best late 20th century American president was:

Carter

Clinton

Reagan

Are you in debt?

You owe on your car, college education, credit cards.... plus the money you borrowed from your parents

A few credit card bills or loans, nothing major

Not at all

Your sports watching habits can best be described as:

Football and baseball

Nascar and wrestling

Women's basketball and soccer

How do you feel about the war in Iraq?

We should be bombing the hell out of North Korea and Iran too

It might have been a mistake but we should finish the job

It's disgusting and embarrassing

And flag burning?

It's un-American, but probably protected under freedom of speech

It should be banned in a Constitutional amendment

Sometimes it's necessary to make a point

How do you feel when you hear "I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free" sung?

You never hear that song!

You can't wait for it to be over

You feel patriotic, even if the song's a bit cheesy

Do you own an American flag?

Nope

You might own a sticker or pin or something

You do - and you even fly it on holidays

The United Nations:

Should be listened to most cases

Should be something the US listens to more often

Is a scam - and the US should kick 'em to the curb

What do you like best about America?

Even though it's not perfect, you're pretty free to do and be what you want

American movies and music aren't bad... sometimes

The diversity. Thank god for San Francisco and NYC!

Is America the best country on earth?

It's up there

Hell yeah!

No way... try Canada, Sweden, or Australia instead