Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
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You sometimes think you have the ability to predict the future.
Sometimes you have hallucinations.
Your emotional responses are often inappropriate (like laughing when you should be crying).
You have lost interest in life.
You sometimes skip a shower or brushing your teeth when you really shouldn't.
You taste or smell things that aren't really there.
There are odd or unusual things going on that you can't explain.
You have great difficultly expressing your emotions.
You speak in a monotone voice.
People have called your beliefs paranoid.
There are people inside your head that no one else can hear.
You have special abilities that people are jealous of.
It's hard for you to tell what is real and what isn't.
Sometimes you mind plays tricks on you.
You feel like other people are plotting against you.
You worry that other people can read your mind.
You feel almost alien, like you don't share anything in common with anyone.
You are very superstitious.
You think that you have magical or supernatural powers.
Sometimes you hear someone laughing or whistling - when no one is around.
You are clumsy and uncoordinated.
You are often withdrawn and don't talk much.
You feel like people are planning to hurt you - or are about to hurt you.
You are addicted to narcotics.
You are worried that you are going crazy.
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