Are You A Gentleman?
Check all that apply to you or that you agree with.
You never ask a lady's age or weight.
You never talk about how much money you make.
You never leave the toilet seat up if there are women living in or visiting your house.
You never say that you're leaving for the bathroom. You simply excuse yourself.
You don't complain about things you can't change - like waiting in line or the weather.
If you ask a lady on a date, you politely insist on paying.
When it's up to you to tip, you always leave at least 20%
You don't engage in prolonged public displays of affection.
You never talk on your phone when in a restaurant or at the movies.
While you may glance at an attractive woman, you never stare.
You drink in moderation. You never let your drinking behavior get out of control.
You do not discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.
You aren't the first to arrive at a party or the last to leave.
You don't complain about your friends' girlfriends or wives.
If you were wrong, you simply apologize.
You don't date ladies out of desperation.
You don't tell sexist or racist jokes.
You do not interrupt people speaking to you.
You say "please" and "thank you."
You never chew with your mouth open.
When in the company of strangers, you try to make pleasant conversation.
If you tell a lady that you will call, you call.
You do not call ladies after ten at night.
You always wash your hands after using the restroom.
You don't allow your friends to drive drunk.
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