Are You Addicted to LiveJournal?

What's the first thing you do in the morning?

Go to bed. I've been up all night on LiveJournal.

Check LiveJournal. Put up a post. Reply to some posts. THEN, check my email.

Check LiveJournal friends list, put off making a post until I'm more awake

Get up, logon, check my email

Logon, check email, check LiveJournal, get on with morning

Do you know who Brad is?

I know Brad personally.

Yup, sure do.

Yeah, whatever.

Brad...um, no

How many people are on your friends list?

80+

40-80

10-40

I don't have any, loser

Fewer than 10

Do you ever make friends only entries?

All the time. I even have customized friends groups so that I can talk smack about some of the people on my friends list.

I've made them from time to time.

Ah, friend's lists... LiveJournal is so catty.

How do you do that???

Do you ever make private entries?

Yup, of course - they're like my mini autobiography.

Sometimes.

Hell no.

What? How do you do a private entry???

LiveJournal goes down. What do you do?

Freak out. Then make updates in my MySpace, Friendster, and Xanga accounts.

Reload. Reload. Write entries on my computer to be updated later.

Get angry for a bit, then get distracted by online quizzes.

Roll my eyes. Figures.

Wonder if there is something wrong with my computer.

Does your significant other (best friend if you're single) have a LiveJournal?

Of course (s)he does... that's where we met

Yup. I love reading what he or she thinks on a daily basis.

Yeah, but they don't post in it much.

Nope. I don't date losers.

Not yet!

Do you have a LiveJournal client?

I have quite a few. I guess I should delete some...

Yeah, they are so much better than the web interface.

I've downloaded one, but I haven't used it yet.

No way. That junky software would probably crash my system.

Nope, I update via the web.

How many people have you introduced to LiveJournal?

Well, my coworkers, my friends, my family, my hairdresser... a lot!

Quite a few.

One or two.

I'm more into ruining lives on LiveJournal...

None.

Are you a member of any communities?

Yes. Too many to list. I even maintain a few.

Of course... about a half dozen or so, though they tend to clutter up my friends list from time to time.

A few. Only high quality ones.

Argh, no. What a waste of space.

Communities? Isn't LiveJournal a community?

Do you ever surf random journals?

All the time! Whee!

Only when I am feeling masochistic.

Nope.

How many user pics do you have?

Let's see... one of my butt, one of my dog, an anime one of myself, one from my childhood... I am constantly changing them.

Many! I have maxed out my account's limit from time to time.

I've got a few....

Are you kidding? Like I would waste my time...

I am still trying to get one.

What type of account do you have?

Permanent

Early Adopter

Paid

None

Free

Look at your user name on your info page. There's a number next to it. This number has X digits:

3 or fewer

I told you... I don't have an account!

Do you have a secret or second LiveJournal account?

Of course!

Um, no?

I don't even have one account!

Who spends the most time on LiveJournal?

You, obviously

My friends