Are You a Candy Heart or a Candy Fart?
On Valentine's Day, you're given a huge box of chocolates. You:
Share a few special ones with your sweetie, and then tuck the rest away for later
Sit down and eat the whole box
You've washed your sheets...
Within the last week
Well, it's been a while
Ordering something with tons of garlic on a date is:
Pretty gross if there's going to be any kissing involved
Totally fine, who cares about your breath?
The smell of your own sweat is:
Gross, come on!
Probably sexy to other people
You're more likely to shave:
As much of your body that is socially acceptable
As little of your body that is socially acceptable
If you feel food between your teeth on a date, you're likely to:
Excuse yourself to the restroom and fix it
Wiggle it out with your tongue and swallow it
You're on a first date, and you have a bathroom emergency. You are more likely to say:
"Excuse me, I'll be back in a bit"
"I have to use the bathroom. Who knows how long I'll be in there!"
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
What Candy Heart Should You Give?
How Should You Celebrate Valentine's Day?
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