1. Let's say you're in your 40s with teenage kids. How do you imagine yourself dressing on the weekends?
• Classic and casual. Maybe a collared shirt and khaki pants.
• In the latest styles - even if that means shrunken t-shirts and distressed jeans
• In sweatpants or really old clothes. Once you're out of the race to find a significant other, you can let yourself go.
2. When you have a family, you will probably drive:
• A mid life crisis sports car
• A station wagon
• An SUV
3. Your kid gets in trouble for insulting his teacher, but you have to admit that the insult was pretty darn funny. You:
• Don't punish your kid, and actually praise him for his wit
• Talk to your kid about what's appropriate to say in what context - and take away his tv privileges
• Ground your kid for two weeks, and be mad at yourself for thinking the insult was funny at all
4. Your middle school aged daughter wants to see an R rated movie at a friends house that you know is very racy. You:
• Say yes. They'll probably watch it anyway.
• Say yes, after you've watched it first and discussed it with your daughter.
• Say no, and wonder if they should be really hanging out with that friend.
5. When you have kids, you:
• Plan on cutting back on your social life and career a little, but still remaining active in the adult world
• Plan on spending as much time as possible with your kids, no matter what.
• Plan on working, traveling alone with your spouse, and spending lots of time with your adult friends
6. When it comes to cursing in front of your kids:
• You'll curse, and you don't mind if they do either
• You'll try to keep it to a minimum, but no one's perfect
• You'll wash out their mouths with soap if they ever say a four lettered word
7. Your kids' allowances:
• Will be dependent on how many chores they do
• Won't exist. You don't want them to be spoiled
• Will start when they're young and be generous - you don't want them to get a crappy job

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