1. When did you last see Santa?
• Within the last month
• Sometime in the last few years
• It's been a while
• Last year
• Not since you were a kid
• You rather not discuss it
2. Overall, Santa probably thinks you're:
• In a lot of trouble
• Nice
• A sweet kid
• Very nice - and very naughty
• Out to get him
• A little naughty
3. If you could guess one secret about Santa, it would be:
• The reindeer are just for show
• He's the real father of Baby New Year
• He's got a mean streak
• He wants you to sit on his lap
• He's getting a little senile
• He sabotages Christmas
4. If you were mad at Santa, what would you do to seek revenge?
• Get Mrs. Claus to "play for the other team"
• Drug the reindeer
• Tug on his beard
• Blackmail him until he gives you really nice presents
• Create a rival Christmas hero
• Turn the elves against him
5. Finally, what do you think Santa wears under his suit?
• Reindeer skin underwear
• Bikini briefs
• Boxers
• Really really old underwear
• He goes commando
• Long underwear

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