1. What's a "flamin' turkey"?
• A turkey deep fried for Thanksgiving
• An idiot
• An obviously gay person
2. A "cougar" is:
• A tough as nails urban dweller
• A sexy guy with a sport car
• A middle aged woman looking for a boy toy
3. A "chav" typically wears:
• Tracksuits
• High heels
• Chaps
4. For you, "dope" is something you:
• Are
• Smoke
• Drink
5. If you order a "regular coffee", you expect to get:
• A regular sized coffee
• A black coffee
• A coffee with cream and sugar
6. A "tea leaf" is:
• Marijuana
• A thief
• Thong underwear
7. A "cheese eater" is:
• French
• An informant
• Morbidly obese
8. A barbie is:
• A very popular doll
• Something you grille meat on
• A hot chick
9. A timbit is:
• A fried scorpion
• What you puke up after drinking
• A donut hole
10. Tripe and Trotters are:
• Lies and misinformation
• Meat and potatoes
• Girl and boy bits
11. A goober is:
• A peanut
• An idiot
• A booger
12. A "tonic":
• Is clear and basically flavorless
• Is a medicine or cure
• Is another word for soda
13. A "blue bottle" is:
• A cop
• The alcohol you drink when you're down
• A baby that's stillborn
14. A "fluff" is:
• Something you put on your sandwich
• A certain kind of stripper
• A feminine lesbian
15. A "bush pig" is:
• Someone who works for Halliburton
• An ugly woman
• A greedy lesbian
16. A "gorby" is:
• An ugly birthmark or scar
• A tourist
• A Russian
17. If you "knock someone up", you've:
• Gotten them pregnant
• Beaten them up
• Woken them up
18. A "rag-baby" is:
• A doll
• A lady of the night
• A crack baby
19. A "grinder" is:
• Something you put coffee beans in
• Someone who dances in a highly sexual manner
• A sandwich
20. A "dollymop" is:
• A bratty little girl
• A maid
• A hooker
21. "Billies" are:
• Hillbillies
• Jimmies or sprinkles
• White guys
22. "Figjam" is:
• A conceited person - "F*ck I'm Good - Just Ask Me"
• Jam made out of figs
• What you find in your bellybutton
23. A "double double" is:
• A double meat burger
• A very strong drink
• A coffee with two creams and two sugars
24. If you are "blinkered," you are:
• A klutz
• Narrow minded
• Drunk
25. "Step ins" are:
• Panties
• Slippers
• Overalls
26. A "packie" is:
• A drunk Irish person
• A liquor store
• A Green Bay Packers fan
27. A "jerry" is:
• A watch
• A broken down car
• A dim witted person
28. If you have "good grapes" on someone, you:
• Have them by the balls
• Know gossip about them
• Have them in check

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