1. What best describes your favorite bar?
• Very upscale with a fancy vibe
• A little known spot with great bartenders
• Huge and popular, the best spot in town
• A funky dive bar with great people and drink prices
• Whatever bar you haven't been kicked out of recently
• Not a bar but a club
2. How many drinks until you start feeling it?
• A few
• A half dozen
• Hardly any
• You're always feeling it, drunk or not
• By the time you've stopped counting
• When you've had to puke to make room for more
3. Your friends know you're drunk when you...
• They never know
• Start lecturing them
• Start getting touchy
• Get strangers to join your party
• Start fighting
• Fall on the dance floor or spill your drink
4. What's your first thought the morning after partying?
• "I smell bad."
• "Need. Advil. Now."
• "Who is this person?"
• "Where the hell am I?"
• "What happened?"
• "Ouch. It hurts everywhere."
5. What's the best drinking rule?
• Never drink rail liquor
• If you're starting to come down, smoke a ciggie
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
• You've got to pre-drink before you go out
• The best way to cure a hangover is to drink more
• After last call, the party goes back to your house

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