1. First things first: you rang in the new year by...
• Sleepily watching the ball drop on TV.
• "What's your name again?"
• Kissing your sweetie over a few too many glasses of bubbly.
• Stumbling home at 3am. At least, that's what your friends tell you.
2. And by the time Valentine's Day came around, you:
• Were thinking about someone you really shouldn't have been thinking about.
• Had a few hot dates and hookups.
• Were kissing someone you no longer kiss today.
• Got your sweetie a thoughtful and romantic gift.
3. St. Patrick's Day. Did you drink the green beer?
• Yes, among other mystery green drinks.
• You sampled the green stuff, but stuck to your usual drink.
• Man, you did everything the little green men told you to do.
• Nothing green passed your lips.
4. On April Fool's day you...
• Didn't really get into the sprit, maybe told a couple April Fool's zingers.
• Played mean pranks on everyone - and no one fooled you.
• Played a few jokes, and a couple of them worked.
• Forgot about the day, until someone played you.
5. Mother's day. What did you get mom?
• A card that was a little late.
• Something cheap from Amazon and a phone call.
• Nothing at all.
• Flowers, a card, and a nice gift.
6. Over the summer you:
• Had a ton of body shots, flings, and good times.
• Missed out some wild parties, and only regret it a bit.
• Made out with a couple people who's names you forget. No biggie.
• Had BBQ's, got in shape, went swimming...
7. Halloween meant...
• Passing out candy to kids.
• Crashing a few parties and smashing a few pumpkins.
• Going out and trying not to suffer from that nasty candy-booze combo stomach ache.
• Dressing up in a sexy outfit and coming on to people who didn't recognize you.
8. Thanksgiving. What were you giving thanks for?
• That Thanksgiving only comes once a year.
• That you were able to get up, kick your fling out of bed, and get to dinner on time.
• That nobody in your family acted freaky.
• For having such a wonderful life.
9. All in all, how many people did you make out with this year?
• Three
• Two
• Four or more
• One or none
10. And how many days did you play hooky from work or school?
• Ten or more
• About a week
• A few days
• None!

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