• Check all of the statements that are true:

• You only know five spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, bbq sauce, and Ranch dressing.
• You're always "fixin'" to do something.
• If it's under 65 degrees, you put a jacket on.
• Most of your vacations have been family reunions.
• You've been to a festival for a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.

• The minute someone opens their mouth, you know what part of Texas they're from.
• You carry your groceries home in a sack.
• Forget driving a Porsche, you'd rather have a brand new truck.
• You would never eat a "cowpie."
• You've never ice skated outside.

• One of your relatives has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
• You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to drive.
• You don't consider people from Austin to be Texans.
• Your favorite flavor is spicy.
• You prefer Dairy Queen to McDonalds.

• You think rattlesnake tastes a lot like chicken.
• You don't think there's anything wrong with tacos for breakfast.
• You rather see a high school football game than a professional hockey game any night of the week.
• You've burned your hand on your car door or steering wheel.
• It was a big deal when Wal-mart opened in your town.

• There is no dinner. There is only lunch and supper.
• You use A/C 12 months a year.
• You have a favorite recipe for deer meat.
• You don't think there's anything wrong with wearing cowboy boots with a suit.
• Dr. Pepper is your favorite kind of "coke."

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