• Check the statements below that are true about you or that you agree with.
• This quiz is just a fun parody :-) Check out our How Democrat Are You? quiz for the other side.

• You don't mind suburban soccer moms, in fact you kind of like them.
• George W. Bush is a righteous man.
• Ann Coulter is foxy and funny.
• Guns don't kill - people do.
• Tofu will never pass through your lips.

• You don't have a lot of respect for public school teachers. Those who can't do, teach.
• You try to go to church every Sunday. God is expecting you there.
• You believe Fox News really is fair and balanced.
• Rich people should pay drastically less taxes. They already do a lot to help the country.
• We gave peace a chance - and it didn't work.

• It's Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve!
• You love Nascar - and you aren't ashamed to admit it.
• Bill Clinton was a criminal and probably a sociopath.
• PETA and Greenpeace are practically terrorist organizations.
• Rush Limbaugh is still right - even if his personal life is a mess.

• In your opinion, most college students are too liberal.
• You are anti-abortion and pro-death penalty.
• Greatest president of the 20th century: Ronald Reagan
• Driving a huge SUV is your right - screw what the green people think!
• There's no way you'd listen to the Dixie Chicks after what they've said.

• You mostly shop at Wal-Mart.
• You think marijuana should be illegal (even if you've smoked it).
• You have no respect for the French, and you're still boycotting their products.
• "Diversity" is another term for loose morals.
• Believing in God, working hard, and starting a family can put anyone on the right track in life.

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