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How Redneck Are You?

  1. Do you have a broken fridge or washer on your porch?
  2. Do you park cars in your lawn?
  3. Do you decorate your house with free beer or cigarette merchandise?
  4. Have any relatives that are two things at once (like a sister in law and an aunt)?
  5. Is your idea of a fancy meal Red Lobster?
  6. Have you ever been in a burping contest?
  7. Do you consider anything with a Super Wal-mart to be “the city”?
  8. Is your idea of a great vacation is Daytona Beach, Florida?
  9. Have you ever taken your sweetie to a monster truck rally for a date?
  10. Do you know people who've been on Jerry Springer?
  11. Are you prejudiced against anyone with a “Yankee accent”?
  12. Is your idea of great foreplay professional wrestling?
  13. Does is take almost half a week's pay to fill up your truck with gas?
  14. Do you light off fireworks any time you feel like celebrating?
  15. Did you learn to drive on a tractor?
  16. Have you ever been hunting?
  17. Do you think truck stop restrooms are actually pretty clean?
  18. Do you think Cherry Skoal is a romantic Valentine's Day gift?
  19. Was the first theme park you ever visited Dollywood?
  20. Do you think “The South Will Rise Again”?