1. You overhear some girls bitching about your best friend at a party. You:
• Give them a mean look and go tell your friend, giving her a total play by play of what you heard.
• Immediately turn around and tell them off. Then you insist they get kicked out of the party.
• Ignore them. They've probably been drinking too much.
2. You find out that your ex (who you broke up with three months ago) cheated on you, multiple times. You:
• Shrug, and figure you were lucky to get rid of him when you did.
• Tell everyone you know what a horrible person he was, hoping it will get around.
• March over to his place and slash his tires.
3. You're on a first date, and you specifically order your burrito with no onions or tomatoes. Yet, it appears with both. You:
• Complain to the waiter and demand to know if it was his mistake or the chef
• Dig in - it won't kill you to eat something you dislike
• Sweetly send it back, lying a little and pleading allergies
4. You show up at a party, and a girl you can't stand is wearing the exact same dress as you. You:
• Sneak away and change. You don't want anyone thinking the two of you have the same taste.
• Go home and change, but not before everyone knows she copied you - and looks fat in *your* dress
• Suck it up, put a cute sweater on, and put your hair up. At least now you look different than her.
5. The "Friend" most like you is:
• Monica
• Rachel
• Phoebe
6. Your friends have befriended a new woman who's attractive, witty, rich - the new center of attention. You:
• Step it up a notch, so that she doesn't overshadow you all the time
• Befriend her as well... she's awesome!
• Dig up some dirt on her and turn your friends against her
7. Your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends:
• Sometimes like you - sometimes resent you
• Think you're sweet
• Are scared of you
8. A couple people casually mention that you've gained weight. You:
• Complain to a couple friends about it, but also vow to take better care of yourself.
• Confront them about "unrealistic beauty standards" - but secretly go on a juice fast until you fit into your size 6's.
• Are totally happy with yourself, more or less. No one has a perfect body!

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