• Check all that apply to you or that you agree with.

• You never ask a lady's age or weight.
• You never talk about how much money you make.
• You never leave the toilet seat up if there are women living in or visiting your house.
• You never say that you're leaving for the bathroom. You simply excuse yourself.
• You don't complain about things you can't change - like waiting in line or the weather.

• If you ask a lady on a date, you politely insist on paying.
• When it's up to you to tip, you always leave at least 20%
• You don't engage in prolonged public displays of affection.
• You never talk on your phone when in a restaurant or at the movies.
• While you may glance at an attractive woman, you never stare.

• You drink in moderation. You never let your drinking behavior get out of control.
• You do not discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.
• You aren't the first to arrive at a party or the last to leave.
• You don't complain about your friends' girlfriends or wives.
• If you were wrong, you simply apologize.

• You don't date ladies out of desperation.
• You don't tell sexist or racist jokes.
• You do not interrupt people speaking to you.
• You say "please" and "thank you."
• You never chew with your mouth open.

• When in the company of strangers, you try to make pleasant conversation.
• If you tell a lady that you will call, you call.
• You do not call ladies after ten at night.
• You always wash your hands after using the restroom.
• You don't allow your friends to drive drunk.

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