Are You a Candy Heart or a Candy Fart?

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Are You a Candy Heart or a Candy Fart?

On Valentine's Day, you're given a huge box of chocolates. You:

Sit down and eat the whole box
Share a few special ones with your sweetie, and then tuck the rest away for later

You've washed your sheets...

Within the last week
Well, it's been a while

Ordering something with tons of garlic on a date is:

Pretty gross if there's going to be any kissing involved
Totally fine, who cares about your breath?

The smell of your own sweat is:

Gross, come on!
Probably sexy to other people

You're more likely to shave:

As little of your body that is socially acceptable
As much of your body that is socially acceptable

If you feel food between your teeth on a date, you're likely to:

Excuse yourself to the restroom and fix it
Wiggle it out with your tongue and swallow it

You're on a first date, and you have a bathroom emergency. You are more likely to say:

"I have to use the bathroom. Who knows how long I'll be in there!"
"Excuse me, I'll be back in a bit"

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